I need a familiar
A homunculus
Arcane servant
Wondrous
I need a familiar
To serve my needs
No complaints
Never feeds
I need a familiar
To do my chores
No more dirty dishes
Ever more
I need a familiar
To fix my house
No unfinished rooms
No angry spouse
I need a familiar
To do my job
So I can stay home
Be a slob
I need a familiar
All the time
For there is never enough
It’s slipping by
I need a familiar
A homunculus
Arcane servant
Wondrous