Well I can see you have your eyes on this old gamer and I can tell you never had one for your own, no you've never been around one. Now you're thinking that you found one and you think it might be kinda fun to take him home.
You giggle every time that I say, "Die Orc!" and I get the feeling if I held you tight, We'd be wearing his and hers 20 sided shirts but that's a feeling you'll get over over night.
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Cause what you gonna do with a gamer when that ole rooster crows at dawn and he's still playing Shadowrun with his old college buddies just for fun and only left the house for a Dew run. What you gonna do when he says "Honey, Let's pack our bags for a week of Gencon play" What you gonna do when this old gamer, don't put away his dice and go away.
Well you see it takes a special kind of woman, to put up with the life a gamer leads, cause he still plays with silly putty and his geeky dwarven buddies will camp out watching Deathstalker one, two and three.
Don't even start to think you're gonna change him, you'd be better off trying to rope a Djinn. What you see is what you got, and he can't polymorph for snot so honey you can't hide him from your friends.
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