Rumbles soft and low
The rumbley grumbly grumble beast,
His rumble starts to grow
Soon the rumbley grumbly grumble beast
Cannot control his rage
This grumbley rumbly grumble beast
Burst out from its comfy cage
A cacophony of rumbley noises fly
Some are high and some are low
To warn the world of rodents
That they will have to go
And so the rumbley grumbly monster,
Bursts onto the scene
And so becomes a rodent launcher
With grumbles somewhat mean
The whole thing last not long at all
Thirty seconds, not one more
Triumphant, terrible grumbley beast
Returns to his throne, again the victor.