How many of you would think that the high-tech outdoor model sanitary unit in this photo was...sanitary? I know if I started to build one in my backyard the neighbors would be raising a bigger stink than I would! I will make sure to leave a big supply of corn cobs in a basket to complete the antiquated image of high sophistication the outhouse conveys.
So the next time you are down in the dumps, feeling like your job, relationship and life are stinking it up. Don't feel like poop, be happy your plumbing has seven more flushes! Keep it clean and you will never go wrong!