This is another glider song to the tune of the White Stripes 7 Nation Army:
I'm gonna fight 'em all
A 7 glider army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna steal pine-nuts
Taking their loot right behind my back
And I'm barking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
How those pine-nuts affect my behind
Behind a glider hut
And the message coming from those gliders
Says leave it alone
Don't want to hear about it
Every single glider got a pine-nut do tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell
And if I catch them coming back my way
I'm gonna give them to you
And that aint what you want to hear
But thats what I'll do
And the feeling coming from those gliders
Says find me a home
I'm going to Wichita
I'm gonna Find a sugar glider there
I'm going to Wichita
I'm gonna Find one with all it's hair
And when I find one I'll give him to you
next thing you know you'll have ten
'Caus That's what they do...