With apologies to Eminem this is my latest glider song parady.
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize every pinenut you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's pee on his sweater already, sugar glider confetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To give pinenuts, but he keeps on forgettin
Where he put them down, the whole glider crowd goes so loud
He opens his pinenut container, but the nuts won't come out
He's choking, how every gliders' poking him now
The clock's run out, time's up over, ambushed!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes the pinenuts, he dropped them
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows there’s still hope
It don't matter, he's a glider pope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's gotta get more nuts that he knows
When he goes back to the store, that's when it's
Back to the floor again yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture those gliders and hope they don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the pinenut, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance too slow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The glider's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This pinenut is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but gliderdom's close to post mortem
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
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