Okay, I admit it. I'm lazy. I'd like to win Vince McMahon's millions and am even willing to submit to an advertising blitz if I win. However, these guys are working WAY TOO HARD to get rich! Read below:
Officials in Tanzania reported that witch doctors were harvesting the hair, bones, and skins of albinos to make wealth potions.
If wealth comes from the essence of albinos than why aren't all the albinos rich? Vince McMahon isn't an albino is he? I'd be looking for hair of Vince to be honest. Does Billy Idol count as an Albino? I think I could sell Billy Idol hair in Tanzania and become quite wealthy don't you? Maybe these guys have it all wrong and should be looking for Kermit the Frog who is the color of money...green...or at least the color money used to be before it went technocolor on us.