The extraction team needed less than five minutes, (which seemed like three months because none of them could find a Tim Horton's to load up on coffee and donuts before heading to the train station) to complete the mission. The Easter Bunny (AKA Jihad Jack Rabid) and Sasquatch (AKA The Big Show) were armed with M202 rocket launchers, M50 machine guns and an assortment of chocolate covered napalm grenades. Both terrorists were killed on sight...um on site, and were removed for positive DNA verification. Unfortunately the Train Station was blown up when Richard Dean Anderson's Zat gun discharged unexpectedly near some of the Napalm grenades.
Mayor Bing and twelve others still living in Detroit are currently under investigation as to why they were not aware that Jihad Jack and The Big Show were living right under their noses without anyone noticing the massive piles of fur and jelly beans all around the Train station. The mayor was not returning phone calls as of this broadcast.