Sarah Palin
Tongue of Loki—Shape-shifter—Wolf-slayer--Barracuda
Like Hel summoning the dead, her charms allured Wasilla athletes
Like Forest Gump, she likes to run, run Sarah, run from the truth,
Run from your honor, run from your people
Sorceress, able to view the Rusalka from her mead hall
Black-gold Queen—Truth Censor—Earmarker
Bifrost Bridge to Nowhere—Rogue Runner—Loki Spawn