My version below:
There comes a time in life, when you discover that drama was created by ancient Greeks to honor Dionysos. You learn not to mess with Maenads, ignore blind old men, or underestimate the vengeance of an angry wife. So take seriously portents involving close family members, where you will either kill them in a horrible manner or they will kill you, pray for those who don’t. Life is too short when the gods are angry. Falling down is…due to the axe your spouse put in your back or the poison in your wine, getting back up means you are the son of Zeus. Anything else is not drama, it’s whining. Move on, it’s not worth posting as a status update.