He was in a bind and was losing his mind but the devil is ever adroit.
And so he came across a redneck adding gas to a bonfire t'was way too hot,
Then the Devil jumped up on a maple stump and said, Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it but I'm a pyromaniac too.
And if you care, to make a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now that's a damn good fire, but give the devil his due, I'll bet a liter of Molson Gold (and a signed Dale Earnhardt hat) against your soul, because I think I'm better than you.
The boy said my name's Leroy and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret because I'm the best pyromaniac alive.
Leroy pile those branches up and dose them with pitch and lard
'Cos hell's broke loose in Willis and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you'll get real drunk and watch some old NASCAR,
But if you loose the Devil gets your soul!
The Devil piled up his twigs and he said, I'll start this show.
And fire flew from his fingertips as his bonfire started to glow
Then he added a cup of white gas and it made an evil hiss
and a band of demons tossed in a dozen sofas -- and lit them with infernal piss!
When the Devil finished, Leroy said well you're pretty good ole son, but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done.
Fire out in Willis, Run boys run!
The Devil is fixin to have a little fun!
Don't play Chicken with the dynamite!
Leroy better aim right
No! Oh No!!!
The Devil bowed his head because he'd never felt such heat
So he laid that brew and NASCAR hat down at Leroy's feet.
Leroy said, Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again
Cos I told you once you son of a gun I'm the best there's ever been!
And he sang,
Fire out in Willis, Run boys run!
The Devil is fixin to have a little fun!
Don't play Chicken with the dynamite!
Leroy better aim right
No! Oh my No!!!