- My Psionic powers reach well past 60 feet
- I speak Elven, Dwarven and Troll
- Alice Cooper comes to me for fashion tips
- I like my Owlbear baked with lots of cumin and garlic (tastes like chicken).
- I used to work for the dark side but quit when they wouldn't give me my own star destroyer.
- I know where the hidden treasure is. Send me $10,000 and I will tell you how to get there (be warned, no one has ever returned).
- I have looked into the Abyss. No cookies there.
- A genie once granted me three wishes. Never tell a genie you want a re-do.
- I found the fountain of youth once, but I didn't have correct change and it wouldn't give me back my dollar!
- I have strange dreams.
- I have a familiar. He is currently for sale.
- I have a warp drive and a Tardis. I locked one inside the other and forgot where I put the key.