In 2008, as reported by State News Network, Field Marshall General George W. Bush declared a state of emergency in the United States. "It was was, NOT an easy decision for me to make, declaring Marshal law, but I always liked the Marshall plan", declared Bush at a news conference on the White House lawn.
"Today the terrorists attacked Iran, and the United States responded to those terrorists with extreme intentions!", declared Field Marshall General Bush.
"I understand, that some Americans are unhappy with the attacks..er mess we made In Iran and I understand their dis-alarm. But now is not the time for dissidents now that Russia and China have declared war on us, declared Bush.
"A small number of protesters and other criminals have been detained at the new Halliburton interrorment camps around the country. Americans will not be kept in derailment any longer than necessary for us to make our point to them." said Bush.
"My advice to the rest of you, is to do your patriotic duty. Join the military before the draft finds you and you will receive a 500 pesos signing bonus. If you are too old to fight, go shopping. Otherwise, just sit back and watch the shock and awe on your big screens people, this is going to be fun!", General Bush stated.
In other news, Tom Cruise chipped a tooth, and Barrack Obama's dog peed on his pastor's rug.
Thank you, and good night.
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